Taiwan goal glut leaves Malaysia reeling

Jimmy Choo, Michelle Yeoh, Fish Leong, Mahathir Mohamad* … MAHATIR MOHAMAD: CAN YOU HEAR ME? YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING!!!

Oh, all right they didn’t but at least Bigmouth B. Satiananthan now has a fair bit of danbing on his face. An away goal last night was enough to leave Taiwan needing a 1-0 win at Songshan on Sunday night to progress to round two of the Asian qualies for WC 2014 in Brazil.

Not sure if I can forego the Wimbley finals to cheer on in person – tough call. Regardless: Come on the boys!

* Yes, my knowledge of famous Malaysians goes no further than this.

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